So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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