HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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