I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
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You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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