Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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