We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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