i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Enjoy the penises
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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