just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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