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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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