whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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