She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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