My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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