just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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