its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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