hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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