don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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