No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My penis needs a shock collar
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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