I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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