Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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