____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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