It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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