Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Randomize