Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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