apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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