This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I looked at my own cervix.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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