Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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