But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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