Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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