it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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