She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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