Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm like, not good at living.
there is glitter all over my balls
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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