Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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