do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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