I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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