Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I am one with the molecules
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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