just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
How does one acquire holy water?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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