ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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