That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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