He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
