really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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