Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
i believe in u and ur pee
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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