Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So squirting runs in the family.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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