Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It was like giving head to a cactus.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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