Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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