I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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