Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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