He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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