margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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