We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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