My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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