How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
