making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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