btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Randomize
