whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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