2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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